[Who has two thumbs, several organs from his bestie, and likes meat and alcohol?]

[This guy.]

[Okay so he may be far from the first choice to invite to a party. In fact whether or not he was invited is very debatable (sure it's under a pile of garbage somewhere), but the fake soldier in orange was there and keeping very close to the refreshments table. Trying to force beer on his partner.]

Come on it's a party, live a little Kissass.

I have no interest sir, and your ulterior motives are quite obvious.

I take offense to that. Sure you may turn out to be a bigger lightweight than Simmons and either a) pass out after one drink or b) be a fun drunk either way giving me a evening worth's of ripe blackmail material that doesn't mean-

Actually wait that's pretty much my entire motive. Huh. [Sounds silly when he says it outloud.]