"How rude." She pointed and flicked his nose hard.

"Here I go showing compassion, empathy for a helpless looking puppy like yourself and I get bitten." She lamented dramatically.

"Do you know how hard it is being a woman in this day and age and genre? Girls are expected to either be victims or backstabbing double crossing harlots. Often both. So pardon me if you're just not man enough to control yourself." She turned up her nose.

"But your troubles are your own fault until you prove to me otherwise by opening up that ice cold lump you call a heart."