[At this point, our resident weak shut-in has had to resort to having Bastemon princess carry her. She seems displeased by this.]

Oh, it's you. No, we couldn't have gotten a tour guide tall enough that I could actually look him in the bloody eye, it's always fucking kids, they're practically fucking toddlers, why the fuck is it always kids barely out of fucking diapers? Does this world get its kicks out of putting children in peril or something?