Don't hog them all, you arse.

[Alex arrives at this point, carrying her normal overstuffed satchel, and an umbrella of her own. More noticeably, she's being bridal-carried by her partner (Bastemon, at the moment), who came at a very fast run.]

Green kid I recognize, who're the rest of you? And who's got this vaunted gadget that I'll bet twenty bit doesn't work right?