Oh! Well like, I'm a vegetarian right? So I don't eat meat because it's cruel to animals and stuff. And milk and cheese are made from milk and milk comes from cows which are also usually not treated so great. So I go with Soy cheese and Soy milk. It's made from soy beans and it's every bit as good as the real stuff even better so don't let anyone tell you otherwise!

Uh huh...sure it is.