[Wally sighs. No, seriously, he doesn't have a meth lab, there are no drugs involved.]

Well, I guess for someone not from our universe, it's pretty bizarre. I mean, it seems like a lot of places don't actually have superheroes, so I'm not really sure how to explain it any better.

But I promise I don't have a meth lab, nor have I ever stepped foot in a meth lab or in any way had any association with a meth lab. I'm a good guy, Commander, I just don't know how to prove that to you without my powers.