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[scaronfire]

Who: Harry, his Biyomon, and anyone passing by
What: Harry desperately trying to make his wand work while Biyomon judges him silently.
When: Thursday afternoon
Where: Somewhere in the city, near a bench.


All in all, today's events hadn't made him like apparition any more. Even if it wasn't Dumbledore or apparition's fault that he had suddenly found himself in some weird supposedly digital world, where he was chose again for something, he still couldn't help but file it all as "Yet another reason why I prefer flying", well above the physical discomfort in terms of annoyance.

But that wasn't his main concern now. No, what worried him right now, was the fact that his magic was gone. How, he had no idea. All he knew what was his spells weren't working; his wand sat on his hand as he cast them as just a useless stick. This, more than anything worried him, and he was determined to trying everything to get his wand to work, no matter how many times the giant pink bird that had identified itself as a "Biyomon" that had been following him since he got here told him it probably wouldn't work no matter what he did.

So that was what Harry was doing, staring at a can he had been trying to do anything to, from levitating it to enlarging it, face scowling in concentration, while Bioyomon looked at him with a mixture of silent judgement and exasperation.

Ignoring the bird, he quickly points his want at the can and mutters "Engorgio."

Comments

[plushaeusrumpified]

The look on Harry's face was priceless. Maybe it was a dick move- alright, it was a massively dick move, but he knew it wouldn't actually kill Harry. He just did it for the bragging rights.

"I just killed the goddamn Boy Who Lived. I'm the most powerful wizard in the fucking world! What am I gonna do to celebrate? I'm goin' to Disney World!" He does a victory dance, with a lot of hip thrusting that would make Miley Cyrus look tame in comparison. "Just call me Broldemort."

[scaronfire]

What is he looking at? Just... What???? What was that. He weakly points his index finger at Bro and turns to Biyomon. "Is this what'll happen to me if I stay here too long?"

"No! ... I don't think so, at least." Then Biyomon seemed to rethink it. "No, I'm sure of it. It won't! He's just a crap-for-brains."

[plushaeusrumpified]

"Stop looking at me like I just tried to kill you." Y'know, nevermind the fact that technically he just did. He knew it wouldn't work, so it wasn't even technically murder at all. Still, he stops twerking and stands up straight, extending his hand out with the wand's handle pointed at Harry. "Take your boomstick back, BWL. And have a sincere apology. Except not really. I'm not sorry, because the stick didn't go boom- which you're lucky for," he says, looking pointedly at the mouthy Digiomon. "I'd Silencio your ass so hard."

[scaronfire]

Harry just takes the wand back and puts it in his pocket, where he should have put it in the first place. "I'm lucky you didn't kill me, but I shouldn't look at you like you tried to kill me...? Do you realize how stupid that sounds? Let's go, Biyomon."

"Crap-for-braaaaaaains..." Biyomon whispers as they start walking away.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Bro shoots the bird a bird behind his back, but otherwise he doesn't move to stop Harry from leaving. He figures the boy who lived has had enough for one day, considering he just got hardcore trolled. "We shall meet again, Harry."

And have an evil laugh just to really cement things.