[Alright, that got the two of them to sort of in unison go "ew" and start scrambling to get out of the water. It's weird, and kind of annoying to not be able to just will himself dry, especially with that awesome reminder of what might have been floating around with them down there, so Percy starts wringing out his shirt while making a face.]

Yeah, well, it looks a lot cleaner than the Hudson.

What's the Hudson?

It's a river near where I'm from. We need to get you a book about New York or something.